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Grandpa Bloviate will tell you that he doesn’t like to dwell upon what he was or what he’s done in the past. He says that ‘now’ is what’s important. Don’t worry. He is just pretending to be modest. You see, Winston Bloviate, in his 60 years before becoming a Grandfather, was a railroad engineer, a race car driver, an airline pilot, a gourmet chef, the CEO of a large energy company, the captain of a merchant ship and an advisor to His Majesty, the King of Costalotta. With a career like that, you better believe that this Grandpa has stories to tell about all of his adventures and you don’t have to be one of his grandchildren to get him started.
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