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AVAST YE LUBBERS
"And a hearty hi ho to ye... I do be speakin' to Puppet Lubbers do I not? No matter here, me laddies... ye've never met the like o' yours truly. View my strong face, rounded tho' it is by years of sand an' wind. At 28 inches, I tower over ye land swabs an' while I can't cut ye down with me detachable arm rod, I surely can poke ye with it and be very annoying! They call me Swabby Shortsilver, not because o’ me sword, but because o’ me always bein’ out o’ cash.
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